Sally Thorne, I’m 100% yours.
Before writing this review, I went back and read over my very first review of The Hating Game. I say my very first review because I have since re-read The Hating Game and mentioned it about 2.5 billion times on my blog and in reviews of other books. And I haven’t just gushed about The Hating Game in reviews of other romance novels – The Hating Game was my absolute favourite book of 2017, surpassing books like A Court of Mist and Fury and Six of Crows, as well as favourite short story collections of mine and even two adaptations of my favourite novel Jane Eyre. The Hating Game literally took my breath away (like actually, I think I stopped breathing a few times in my local Starbucks) and it was impossible for me to 1) put down, and 2) stop thinking about. It stayed with me for a year after my first read of it, until I read it again, and it is without doubt one of my favourite books of all-time, one that I can rely on in an instant to cheer me up and make me feel warm and cozy.
“And this little chick lit. book, this story that was supposed to be so fun and light, is about to make me cry. It all comes down to this: The Hating Game is all about chemistry, that zing between two people who are unbearably attracted to each other, but who also want to curl up into each other, hold each other tight. The very definition of lovers…a word that does, of course, involve love.
This book is making me tingle and I don’t want it to end. It is keeping me warm during a cold and barren week. It is reminding me of the chemistry I have with my special person and also of the spark I want to keep in my life forever. I seriously never want this book to end!”
– from my review of The Hating Game
So, let’s just say that Sally Thorne had a lot to live up to in my estimation with 99 Percent Mine. And, I have to be honest, I was very nervous when I picked up the cheery, bright yellow book and flipped to the first page. There was no way in my mind that it could live up to how astonishingly amazing The Hating Game was – and to be fair, it didn’t. I don’t think 99 Percent Mine touched me quite as profoundly as The Hating Game did, but that could very well be down to nostalgia and the fact that I have lived longer with The Hating Game in my life and have had time to dwell on it and keep it warmly cradled in my heart. What is clear is that 99 Percent Mine is an excellent book (even if I didn’t quite love Darcy and Tom as much as my OG faves Lucy and Josh), and Sally Thorne is a compelling, unique and clearly extremely talented voice in romantic literature.
I don’t want to spoil too much about 99 Percent Mine by going on and on about what happens or talking about specific scenes. The plot isn’t even that crazy or anything, so there wouldn’t be too much to say. What makes 99 Percent Mine special (and indeed, what made The Hating Game special before it) is how Sally Thorne writes, not what she writes. Her ability to play with words and string them together in ways that are new and interesting never ceases to amaze me, and while I was concerned that she wouldn’t be able to keep up her style in a second novel, I was blown away by the fact that Thorne’s signature take on language and writing is still present, but the voice of the narrator Darcy still sounds so distinct from that of Lucy in The Hating Game. Even though the reader is well aware that Sally Thorne is the author because of how unique the overall style is, it is still very much evident that the narrator’s voice is different and that Darcy is someone totally unlike Lucy. The dialogue still sizzles like it did in The Hating Game, but there is more of an overt fire here than a slow simmer, and Darcy is much more bold and feisty than her counterpart Lucy. Tom, on the other hand, is shy and soft in ways that Joshua Templeman never was, and this contrast shows great diversity in Thorne’s range as well as great creativity!
It’s so hard to put into words why Sally Thorne’s writing is just so good, so the best approach is probably for me to leave you with some of my favourite passages directly from the novel, so that her words can speak for themselves. Before I do that, though, let me just say that Sally Thorne is without doubt my favourite chick lit. writer, and that is saying a lot because I have been loyal to Sophie Kinsella and Gemma Townley and Karen Swan and Emma Chase (to name a few) for a long time. But Sally Thorne has a voice that is so truly her own and it is impossible to ignore and not get drawn in by it, and for that reason, I will read absolutely anything she writes, probably for the rest of my life!
My Favourite Passages from 99 Percent Mine
“I walk along slowly and drag my fingertips along the bars of chocolate. Goddamn, you sexy little squares. Dark, milk, white, I do not discriminate. I eat it all. Those fluorescent sour candies that only obnoxious little boys like. I suck candy apples clean. If an envelope is sweet, I’ll lick it twice.”
“He still never gives me more than a one-second look before blinking away. But that’s okay. One second always feels like a long time when I’m with him.”
“I want to walk two steps in front of him, wherever he goes, bulldozing the world a little flatter for him.”
“I want to know what his goddamn bones smell like. Let me start down in his DNA structure and work my way back out.”
“Unzip me, climb into me, don’t come out.”
(Also, as a small aside, let me just say that the bonus epilogue from The Hating Game that was included in my edition of 99 Percent Mine made my heart feel are warm and fuzzy and grow about 10 sizes…and it’s the dead of winter here in Toronto with over 25cm of snow on the ground…so that’s certainly saying something!)
❥❥❥❥❥(out of 5)
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